Product Review/Rant, Whatever You Want to Call it.

The obvious solution to my complaint here is that we need a bigger house. We need a much bigger house, by about 30,000 square feet.
I bought one of these Febreze luminaries. More like Stinkinaries. This vile contraption was supposed to emit a pleasant scent and a soft glow.
Glow: soft.
Scent: pleasant like fetid, bloated, gassy road-kill, and twice as strong.
I'm in another room and my freakin' eyes are watering. I'm not over-dramatizing, either. My eyes are literally burning and watering. I'm about to take all parts to the thing out to the trash. The only way this thing could've been tolerable is if I put it in the attic of my 50,000 square foot house.
I'm now the proud owner of a really expensive battery-operated tea light.
SUCKA!!!